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Thursday, February 29, 2024
Wednesday, February 21, 2024
Nick Pant's New Pants?
Nick Pants was Spotted Wearing a New Outfit on Stage, What on Earth is it about? Nick tells all.
--It actually wasn't that big a deal but after our last conversation about iconography, I wanted to be sure.
Taken by photographer @redbrickwindow, this image gives us some insight into Nick's thought process as he moves into a new era of his musical career.
I was super curious to see what Nick had to say about this, so I rang him up.
Apparently, at the venue where this photo was snapped, it was pouring rain, so the outfit was mostly for practical purposes.
Though, afterward, he did say- and I quote "I am also trying to appear as an apparition more now". which is ALWAYS something I want to hear.
Nick attributes this to the fact that he's not really thinking about himself as much lately; that by appearing more ghostly, he's informing the audience to his loss of ego.
As always, I'm fucking excited to see how Mr. Pants decides to play his next hands.
You can find him @NickPantsMusic on Instagram, and everywhere else through there!
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How Stare (Formerly Sells) Has Improved
When I first saw Stare (formerly Sells) performing at the Cafe Colonial, I immediately realized they were something special. While under-practiced and incredibly rough sounding, they had undeniable mojo and spunk.
Through a long list of complaints I had for them, including problems with tempo, consistency-- and general performance issues, I still held that I adored their energy and absolute bombast. You could tell they had the framework for a real killer act, and catching up with them recently I am only more confident that they will be seeing a lot of success.
I nabbed an interview with the band, who told me they had played nine live shows total.
Which made me feel like a real asshole for ever publishing my first critique on them. \
All things considered, they managed to completely stun me with the progress they've made over such a short amount of time. All the issues with tempo-- across each instrument have pretty much disappeared, making them even more of a fucking powerhouse than they were when I initially reviewed them.
Across the board, everything has taken a turn for the better. John, the face of the band, who was already a very skilled speaker, has wildly improved with crowd work, and everyone has really come out of their shells-- actually interacting with John and each other, generally looking more comfortable on their instruments-- Tell me if you've heard this one before-- but, that confidence is key! It is completely essential and adds oodles to the show, even if subtle.
These guys have been bringing the heat since day one and I'm gonna be really surprised if they don't get some major attention in the coming years.
I'm hoping to see them again soon and see what they're cooking up.
They recently released a new single, which can be found on their Instagram page here.
Check them out! If you want to see a really good show at a good price point, they perform around the Sac area and always deliver.
Monday, February 5, 2024
Curtain Call: Nick Pants at Cafe Colonial - 12/22/23
Friday, January 19, 2024
Curtain Call: I've Never Been Here Before at Cafe Colonial - 12/22/23
Having interviewed and DM'd back and forth with Nalia, I would just like to say, that she has been the kindest, most obliging, and most responsive gal the whole way through. She's got ideas and thoughts and easily expands on snippets in a forward, engaged, fashion.
In an interview I nabbed with Nalia, she told me she rated this show a good eight or nine out of ten. Having played about forty shows over the span of a year at the time, it sounds to me like this one killed preeeeeeetty darn hard. (Note; before playing solo, Nalia used to perform with another local Sac act, Nick Pants!!)
Tuesday, January 9, 2024
Curtain Call: Onorthochrasaei at the Colonial Cafe - 12/22/23
Like a death rattle, these guys SHOOK me. You have to understand it was this tiny kid just HOWLING into the mic fucking relentlessly. Mixed in were sampled vocal elements that said strange things and added to the complete fucking absurdity of the set. This is not to mention the drummer??? Blast beats to the attack of the vocals and backing tracks. Holy SHIT. The intentional tempo changes—unwavering screaming that highlighted the drumming—it really felt like art. It was dirty, and nasty, and fucking ruled.
I think this is an important tidbit to add because a lot of the samples played at intervals during Onortho's set seem to pull from—or at least are inspired by—excerpts from Gnostic literature (eg. "who is euen now at the Dore. Blessed are those, whose portion is not with the wicked"). Paired with the violence of the drums and the brutally stirring vocals, the meaning presents itself not in the juxtaposition, but more in the adjacentness of their symbolism. Screaming at the wickedness, rejecting it in the most violent way possible. It's like a battle cry; declaring that you will not be tread on or crossed, you are dangerous to those who don't wish you or others well. SIMILARLY, you cry and scream for those who have been lost. Of course, this is only one example, and only what I glean from it. In sum, Onortho's work captures a feeling of protection of self—a feeling of raw, savior-type empathy through strength and self-awareness, while also conjuring a massive eldritch energy that really completes, as far as motifs go, the big, scary sound that is the main pillar of the genre.
The music—as a genre—really took me out of my comfort zone. (I think that's a really important thing to both say and acknowledge as you continue to immerse yourself in more of these unfamiliar genres.) At some point, it stopped being screaming and blast beats and started contorting into a meditative yet highly aware piece of art. Every time you'd get lost in the screaming, it would stop, a clip of sound would play, and then it would start again— constantly immersing you in the performance, then yanking you back to realize that you are in fact watching a show. In this way, it was very reminiscent of the Talking Heads' "big suit era."
Commercially, I find this genre of band does not always find a lot of mainstream success, however this is not to say that the genre is worthless. I think in an already unique topic and subgenre, they're really finding their niche, and are only continuing to get more creative as it goes. I cannot wait to see what narratives pop up in their next bodies of work.
In an interview I had with both the vocalist and drummer (Grim and Kevin, respectively), they divulged that Kevin had begun as a solo act around June or July of 2023, and had picked up Grim sometime about three months prior to the show on the twenty-second. The band together has played less than ten shows.
Grim rated their performance a solid 9/10, stating it was a good day for their vocal cords, and that their strength and tolerance were increasing.
Kevin was a bit more critical of his own performance, saying he messed up a couple times and may have rushed a little, ultimately ranking it a 7/10.
I say, for having played less than 10 shows, you get a pass. I couldn't notice anything. PLUS! My editor/secretary/tempo expert said, and I quote "You have no idea how fucking hard it is what he just did. Frankly there's nothing I'm complaining about. I've been playing drums for seven years and I cannot do what he just did".
Onorthochrasaei fucking rocked. They took us all to a place we weren't expecting, and I think shocked us so much that we didn't know what to do except stand around like idiots. At least- for me, that's how it went, there was A LOT of moshing during the set—
I can't wait to catch up with these guys again after they've played more shows and had more time to develop their act. They're already a massive powerhouse, and at full upside, I can't imagine how impressive their set is gonna be.
You can find Grim @Cosmetic.plague_
and Kevin on their main band page @Athletes.mouth!
Sunday, January 7, 2024
NEW FORMAT UPDATE - 1/7/24
First off.
I'm sorry I haven't put out any posts lately >:[ I've been trying to write them using the old "debrief and critique" format- and it's just sounding cheap and strung out given the new sloughs of information I get from talking to the band afterward.
So- moving forward I'll be using the "Curtain Call" format-
Every band I get an interview with will in turn get their own editorial >:]
Easy peasy and all, I just wanted to put out a statement so we're all on the same page.
yadayada whatever
Cheers!
- Patch
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